26 thoughts we all really have about this election.
A – Alright, alright, alright let’s finish this thing already – The Great Matthew McConaughey
B – “Bad Hombres “the next phrase to be bleeped from TV
C – Can I like fall asleep for the next 24 hours?
D – Dumbledore for Prez 2016
E – Election Season is equivalent to stabbing your ears over and over
F – { f-word goes here }
G – GO VOTE
H – Hillary or Kate McKinnon? Both!
I – I just can’t talk to people anymore
J – Judging the debates was like TurnItIn.com checking your last minute paper = 90% plagiarized
K – Knope for Prez 2016
L – LOL
M – My god, how many crazy people do we have living in the U.S.? Millions, apparently
N – Nasty women
O – Obama and Biden’s bromance will be greatly missed
P – President = the Face of America, not the Carrot with a Dead Thing on His Head of America
Q – “Quit while you’re ahead” is the only piece of advice Trump should have taken
R – Racism because society was trying to be better, and then a candidate had support from the KKK at one point
S – Shut up, stop saying racist/sexist/inaccurate things, stop trying to convince me to vote for someone, stop talking
T – Trump being a thing is still a prank, right? Good one
U – Ugly women are safe from Trump, thank God for bad genes
V – “Voted” sticker pics all over your social media
W – Write in a stupid name as a joke and you’re dead to me
X – X the box of your ballot instead of fully coloring it in like the tiny diagram says to and you’re also dead to me
Y – Yes, we can!…Get together and cry after the election
Z – Zoos have less BS than this election