We all know what this time of year means: time to get FAT. We aren’t even shameful about it. We know it’s coming, and we have totally accepted it. As we approach the last week until doomsday, we have to mentally, physically, and emotionally prepare ourselves for Thanksgiving dinner.
Phase One: Stretching
….because we all know that eating such massive amounts of food requires agile bodies.
Phase Two: Practice the Stare Down
…because grandma doesn’t stand a chance, and you will get that last scoop of stuffing.
Phase Three: Mind Games
….because like they always say “mind over matter” and you can’t gain weight if your mind isn’t in it.
Phase Four: House Prep
…because all the mirrors need to be covered and scales tucked far, far away.
Phase Five: Social Media Cleanse
…because we need to post all our skinny photos now and just hide from Instagram and Facebook for the next couple weeks after gorging on turkey, stuffing, potatoes, and miscellaneous carbs.
