It is almost Valentine’s Day everyone, and we all know what that means: a day of constant reminders that we are in fact still single. Looking at all of the cute couples posting photos of their nice dinners out, flowers, champagne glasses, heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, etc., I actually only think of the practical reasons I would need a significant other.
I mean I can buy myself a whole bottle of champagne. My mom gets me chocolates. And my dad can send me flowers….if I ask him….and then remind him again….and then again. But still, I don’t need a man for all of that.
I don’t need a guy for anything romantic.
Not to tell me I’m beautiful because I am…on the inside.
Not to hold my hand because I tend to not see cracks in the sidewalk and don’t need to take both of us down.
Not to buy me chocolates because those are always on my weekly grocery list.
Not to watch movies with because I get way too invested in the characters and get emotional…no one needs to see me like that.
However, what I do need a boyfriend for is…
To clip my jewelry together
To pay for my Netflix subscription
To remind me to pay my bills
To drive my places