We have all been (or still are) that single friend. You know how people say that each day brings new surprises? Well for the single adults, those new surprises consist of who is engaged or pregnant.
Expectation: Girls night!
Reality: Girls Plus Ones night!
Social Media Stalking
Expectation: Everyone is worse off than you and are horrible at life… ha ha
Reality: Diamond rings galore
Waking Up Every Morning
Expectation: Arms wrapped around a sexy companion
Reality: Retainer wrapped around your hair
Expectation: Someone’s birthday on a yacht or in a rented out bar
Reality: the two BS’s: bridal shower or baby shower
Expectation: Lots of attractive people milling around, sipping their cocktails and charming it up
Reality: Lots of couples clinging to each other
Reunions with High School Friends
Expectation: Laughing about all the stupid things you did together and gossip about old classmates
Reality: You go through a list of everyone who got engaged in the last couple months or who now has a billion kids…gross
Expectation: Party after party with spiked eggnog after spiked eggnog and ugly sweaters that are actually sexy sweaters
Reality: Dodging questions from your relatives about your [lack of] love life