The good ‘ole Donkey Debate. Bring on the blue!
Let’s just begin by saying this debate started off a bit slower than the Republican debate. However, these candidates are collectively about 450 years old, you need to remember. With that, it just means some good old fashion bickering is expected!
Bernie forgetting where he was in his sentence while simultaneously yelling his strong beliefs. Hillary staying sassy and not backing down from a good verbal fight (on guard!). O’Malley trying to prove he deserves to be there. Webb may be in the wrong place. And whoever that last guy is needs some love and attention, too.
First of all, WHERE IS JOE BIDEN…….
“Uhhhh…I was supposed to be where?”
Second, Lincoln Chafee looks like a kid who just got told Santa really does exist.
“Yay I’m so happy to be here! What did I sign up for, again?”
Third, Jim Webb is only there because CNN realized they needed someone to fill the empty podium left for Biden
“I’d like a turn to speak please…..” [an hour into the debate]
Fourth, Hillary Clinton has got her sass out and wearing it proudly.
“Do you have a comment [about the Benghazi emails], Mrs. Clinton?” “No.”
Fifth, Bernie reminds me of being yelled at by my grandpa. I feel like I really have to agree with him; just nod yes!
“FREE TUITION COLLEGES!” “MIDDLE CLASS TAKEOVERS” – Sir, yes sir! #fistpump
Lastly, Martin O’Malley……I do deserve to be here.
“Please remember my name. Also, I want to fight Hillary a little”
Oh, there are other moderators than just Anderson Cooper?